Feeling tired, beat up or even apathetic after this exhausting election? Do need a reminder to wake up and vote for Hillary on November 8th? Download the Trump Alarm – the most offensive and effective alarm clock ever.
The Trump Alarm will spew frightening Trump sounds bites every hour on the hour from the time the polls open to the time polls close on Election Day motivating you to go vote. The Trump Alarm also has a countdown clock until polls open and close and possibly when you may have to move to Canada. Following the advice of that old adage, “You snooze, you lose and Trump becomes President” this alarm clock has no snooze button. The only way to disable the Trump Alarm is to vote and then take a picture of yourself to prove you didnt sleep through this historic election.
The Trump Alarm is NSFW only because Trump is NSFW. If you or anyone around you is embarrassed or offended by these sound bites screaming out of your pocket then you should be embarrassed and scared of them coming out of a possible president’s mouth. Vote and you only have to listen to them for one more day. Snooze and we could have four more years of this. Make America wake up and vote again.